One Star Reviews

I have shown here on the website a few of the reviews I have happily received. But obviously there are others......

A few years ago though, I gave out my first novel “Burn” for free over the Christmas period. And for a brief moment, it became the most downloaded book in the world. Here’s how a handful showed their appreciation of my festive gift which still to this day, allthough they shouldn't, make me laugh even now........

1.0 out of 5 stars - Didn’t read the book.....

1.0 out of 5 stars - Not a comedy!! Thought this was supposed to be funny. It's not. It's full of graphic unnecessary violence and there's nothing to laugh at. I shut it down at about 15% -

1.0 out of 5 stars - YUCK! Struggled to 20% of this book and gave up because all the characters were disgusting people. These are at the other end of the 5 star scale.

1.0 out of 5 stars YUCK! Boring book. From the description it was supposed to be funny etc...I couldn't get to the funny part because the book was boring. This one is in the die bin.

"In the die bin." That's a beauty - What I love the most about this review is that on investigation I discovered the same lady, straight after that little gem, went on to leave a 5-star review—for toilet paper. If I can remember correctly, it read...... "What can I say, it felt good on my tush."

Now if you’ve read any of my novels, you’ll know I can appreciate that level of humor. Of course, some readers have genuinely enjoyed letting my madness invade their minds, and for that, I’m incredibly grateful......

Please take a moment to unwind and indulge in the delightfully twisted world of my books. I promise a journey filled with dark humor and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained. Grab a copy, get comfortable, and let the thrills and laughter begin!

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