From the twisted mind of Paul Slatter comes a darkly comedic tale that transports us from the dark ages of Eastern Europe to modern-day Vancouver, exploring the chaotic world of vampires and their keepers...
There’s a certain type of man who roams the street at night, taking comfort from the darkness. They have gold, properties and most of all slaves. Some people worship them, most fear them and a few feel an incredible compulsion to kill them. All on average grew up in Eastern Europe and are around a thousand years old. They sleep in coffins, fly through the night and suck the rich warm blood from the veins of any young maiden they can find. This is who they are and what they do.
Except for the Coont that is, for he has done none of the above for the last 600 years. You see the Coont has been waiting an eternity for his slave Igor to open his coffin. Now though the rusted clamps keeping the vampire at bay are off and he’s out. And boy oh boy is there going to be trouble.....